Running Commentary #30
I talk about Hillary's attack ad and Barack's response, the Mini Clubman, and A Stupid Movie for Jerks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioU9VZtOM8s
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Friday, February 29, 2008
iNader, Teflon Barack, and the beautiful people
Running Commentary #29
I talk about Nader and technology, Barack's invulnerability to bad vibes, and I take up the plight of the beautiful people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8trGVRfM0
I talk about Nader and technology, Barack's invulnerability to bad vibes, and I take up the plight of the beautiful people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8trGVRfM0
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
PRESIDENT Ralph Nader, a foolproof strategy
Running Commentary #28
I tell Ralph Nader how he can win the presidency.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zkySME3u8w
I tell Ralph Nader how he can win the presidency.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zkySME3u8w
Obama's branding - Ben Smith's Blog - Politico.com
Interesting blog entry about the graphic design involved in Obama's campaign. So if you're making an Obama related sign or something, make sure you use the Gotham font.
Obama's branding - Ben Smith's Blog - Politico.com
Obama's branding - Ben Smith's Blog - Politico.com
CO-ED Magazine � Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
Nice.
The name "Cameo Patch" doesn't sound real. And Angela Comer is too funny.
CO-ED Magazine � Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
The name "Cameo Patch" doesn't sound real. And Angela Comer is too funny.
CO-ED Magazine � Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
The Look of Love
Okay, Valentine's Day was almost two weeks ago, but here's a little something my friends Elric Kane, Adam Gould, and Eric Watkins put together down in Savannah.
My competition - Perry Logan
A friend of mine from Savannah, Q Manning, found this guy from Austin. I DEFY you to watch this thing in its entirety.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Barack vs. Hillary XX, Make 'em or Break 'em
Running Commentary #27
I talk about the MSNBC debate from Ohio as Barack Obama and Hillary continue to duke it out. I talk about how Huma Abedin is really hot. And I talk about the North Dakota Marijuana Bonanza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgQLONHpa8
I talk about the MSNBC debate from Ohio as Barack Obama and Hillary continue to duke it out. I talk about how Huma Abedin is really hot. And I talk about the North Dakota Marijuana Bonanza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgQLONHpa8
Too Pretty to Fly
Looks discrimination. I want to hear our presidential candidates talk about this vitally important issue.
Too Pretty to Fly
Too Pretty to Fly
Apologies to Marion, "Dressed" Barack, and a WWII hero
Running Commentary #26
I correct my assertion of Marion Cotillard being an Oscar longshot. I discuss the "dressed" Barack picture flap. And I talk about meeting a genuine WWII hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3NUpRI2RQ
I correct my assertion of Marion Cotillard being an Oscar longshot. I discuss the "dressed" Barack picture flap. And I talk about meeting a genuine WWII hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3NUpRI2RQ
Monday, February 25, 2008
The Big 2008 Oscar Special
Running Commentary #25
My recap of the 2008 Oscars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beu5FU4bid8
My recap of the 2008 Oscars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beu5FU4bid8
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Overtime
Were just about at 11:30 and there are still four major categories left to present.
Harrison Ford is out to present the Original Screenplay award and gives the most lifeless reading I've ever seen. Somebody should have told him "Faster. More Intense." Ah yes. Diablo Cody cements her industry darling status with the win here. She gives a sweet speech, thankfully devoid of any pop culture references.
Here's Helen Mirren to present Best Actor. Danny Day Lewis is wearing a pair of hoop earrings. Are they making another sequel to Pirates? Daniel Day Lewis wins, and the universe continues to make sense. P.T. Anderson looks a lot different from the Magnolia-Fiona Apple days, when he looked like a computer geek. Daniel looks like a pop star, it's so weird that he's the guy that played Bill the Butcher and Daniel Plainview.
Best Director montage, and what am I thinking? "LORD, Sofia Loren was hot." I love that Scorsese was presented the award by Coppola, Spielberg, and Lucas. And here's Marty to present Best Director. The Coens win! Good job, fellas. These guys are so awkward. I love it.
Denzel is here for Best Picture sporting a shaved head and a goatee, making him look like Avery Brooks. "No Country" wins! Can't argue. It was even money with "There Will Be Blood."
And we're out, at 11:49.
Harrison Ford is out to present the Original Screenplay award and gives the most lifeless reading I've ever seen. Somebody should have told him "Faster. More Intense." Ah yes. Diablo Cody cements her industry darling status with the win here. She gives a sweet speech, thankfully devoid of any pop culture references.
Here's Helen Mirren to present Best Actor. Danny Day Lewis is wearing a pair of hoop earrings. Are they making another sequel to Pirates? Daniel Day Lewis wins, and the universe continues to make sense. P.T. Anderson looks a lot different from the Magnolia-Fiona Apple days, when he looked like a computer geek. Daniel looks like a pop star, it's so weird that he's the guy that played Bill the Butcher and Daniel Plainview.
Best Director montage, and what am I thinking? "LORD, Sofia Loren was hot." I love that Scorsese was presented the award by Coppola, Spielberg, and Lucas. And here's Marty to present Best Director. The Coens win! Good job, fellas. These guys are so awkward. I love it.
Denzel is here for Best Picture sporting a shaved head and a goatee, making him look like Avery Brooks. "No Country" wins! Can't argue. It was even money with "There Will Be Blood."
And we're out, at 11:49.
A bit of class
YAY! They bring the Czech girl back out to give her thank yous. That's classy.
I think Jon's doing good.
Time check: 11:03. 27 minutes.
Cameron Diaz comes out and has more trouble with English than Marion Cotillard. She's presenting Best Cinematography. They should have let her present Best Picture, that's only three syllables. Robert Elswitt wins for "There Will Be Blood." I feel bad for Roger Deakins.
Hillary Swank) is out to do the tribute. It ends with Heath Ledger. Roy Scheider would be in next year's.
Here's Amy Adams again. I don't think that was her in the dance number. Maybe it was Isla Fisher. She's presenting Best Score. "Atonement" wins. No complaints here. He seems to go a little long without being played off. I think Conti is looking out for his musical brethren.
Tom Hanks presents some soldiers in Baghdad to present Short Documentary. That's cool. I can't say anything about these films because I know absolutely nothing about them. Okay, the winner is more overcome than Marion Cotillard.
Tom presents the awards for Best Doc. It would have been HUGELY ironic if the soldiers presented these with three anti-war films. "Taxi to the Dark Side" wins. Michael Moore gets no camera time. The winner gives a charged speech, but doesn't name names. Surprisingly tame evening thus far.
I think Jon's doing good.
Time check: 11:03. 27 minutes.
Cameron Diaz comes out and has more trouble with English than Marion Cotillard. She's presenting Best Cinematography. They should have let her present Best Picture, that's only three syllables. Robert Elswitt wins for "There Will Be Blood." I feel bad for Roger Deakins.
Hillary Swank) is out to do the tribute. It ends with Heath Ledger. Roy Scheider would be in next year's.
Here's Amy Adams again. I don't think that was her in the dance number. Maybe it was Isla Fisher. She's presenting Best Score. "Atonement" wins. No complaints here. He seems to go a little long without being played off. I think Conti is looking out for his musical brethren.
Tom Hanks presents some soldiers in Baghdad to present Short Documentary. That's cool. I can't say anything about these films because I know absolutely nothing about them. Okay, the winner is more overcome than Marion Cotillard.
Tom presents the awards for Best Doc. It would have been HUGELY ironic if the soldiers presented these with three anti-war films. "Taxi to the Dark Side" wins. Michael Moore gets no camera time. The winner gives a charged speech, but doesn't name names. Surprisingly tame evening thus far.
Versatile and handsome
Penelope Cruz is out to present the Foreign Language Film. Four of them are war films. Interesting. "The Counterfeiters" wins. You know how this won? The voters said "Well, there's Nazis in it, it must be good."
"The versatile and handsome" Patrick Dempsey presents another "Enchanted" song. "Versatile and handsome?" Did scabs write up the intros? "Enchanted" had better win with one of these, or there's going to be no joy in Mudville.
Is that Isla Fisher... I mean Amy Adams dancing with the prince guy? Man, they're getting mileage out of her tonight. I can't tell if it's her.
John Travolta waltzes his way on stage with one of the dancers from the last number, nice segue. Then he nearly trips at the podium. THAT'S what Colin Farrell was bitching about. Travolta presents Best Song and "Once" wins. There is no joy in Mudville. The Irish guy makes a nice speech about how amazed he is to be there. Then Conti steps all over the Polish girl.
Jon makes a funny quip about the guy being arrogant. Then does a bit about Travolta leaving the lights on his jet, prompting Travolta to run back out. Speaking of unconscionable carbon footprints, no references to the environment. It's been a mercifully unpolitical evening on the whole. Of course, if "Sicko" wins, that's all out the window.
"The versatile and handsome" Patrick Dempsey presents another "Enchanted" song. "Versatile and handsome?" Did scabs write up the intros? "Enchanted" had better win with one of these, or there's going to be no joy in Mudville.
Is that Isla Fisher... I mean Amy Adams dancing with the prince guy? Man, they're getting mileage out of her tonight. I can't tell if it's her.
John Travolta waltzes his way on stage with one of the dancers from the last number, nice segue. Then he nearly trips at the podium. THAT'S what Colin Farrell was bitching about. Travolta presents Best Song and "Once" wins. There is no joy in Mudville. The Irish guy makes a nice speech about how amazed he is to be there. Then Conti steps all over the Polish girl.
Jon makes a funny quip about the guy being arrogant. Then does a bit about Travolta leaving the lights on his jet, prompting Travolta to run back out. Speaking of unconscionable carbon footprints, no references to the environment. It's been a mercifully unpolitical evening on the whole. Of course, if "Sicko" wins, that's all out the window.
To Robert Boyle: Congratulations, kid
They come back from break with Jon and the 11 year old from earlier playing Wii Tennis. And the crowd's into it. Cute.
Here's Colin Farrell to present a song from that Irish movie that everyone likes so well, the name of which completely escapes me for the moment.
You know what I haven't seen yet? They haven't done a single video montage for any of the Best Pic nominees. I wonder if they dropped that.
Here's Jack, all hail! Holy crap, he actually had a change of shades. He presents a self gratifying recap of EVERY BEST PICTURE WINNER FOR THE PAST 80 YEARS. What's the biggest injustice here? I can only comment on the ones in my lifetime and that's "Titanic" for me. But there's personal baggage involved there, I confess.
I should be timing this... We're an hour out from the scheduled finish. Are they going to make it?
"Saving Private Ryan" was robbed. As was "L.A. Confidential" the year before. That was a double kick to the balls.
"Bourne Ultimatum" wins for Editing. Bourne's doing well tonight. Albeit in technical awards. Not that it isn't a good movie.
Jon makes a joke about someone getting ahead in their Oscar pool on a guess about the editing award. That's borderline offensive to all the technical people, but it's true. And funny.
Nicole Kidman has a chandelier around her neck. Red dresses and maternity. Those are the trends tonight. She's presenting the Honorary Oscar for Robert Boyle, production designer. Wow, he's 98 years old. Why didn't the Academy wait a little longer on this one? They cut to Hal Holbrook in the audience, who's a kid by comparison. Robert proceeds to tell his life story. All 98 years of it. 45 minutes until the scheduled end of the show and it's BURNING UP. He wraps it up. I thought he'd turn 100 before his speech finished. All kidding aside, good for Robert. He damn well earned it. And his speech was actually beautiful.
Here's Colin Farrell to present a song from that Irish movie that everyone likes so well, the name of which completely escapes me for the moment.
You know what I haven't seen yet? They haven't done a single video montage for any of the Best Pic nominees. I wonder if they dropped that.
Here's Jack, all hail! Holy crap, he actually had a change of shades. He presents a self gratifying recap of EVERY BEST PICTURE WINNER FOR THE PAST 80 YEARS. What's the biggest injustice here? I can only comment on the ones in my lifetime and that's "Titanic" for me. But there's personal baggage involved there, I confess.
I should be timing this... We're an hour out from the scheduled finish. Are they going to make it?
"Saving Private Ryan" was robbed. As was "L.A. Confidential" the year before. That was a double kick to the balls.
"Bourne Ultimatum" wins for Editing. Bourne's doing well tonight. Albeit in technical awards. Not that it isn't a good movie.
Jon makes a joke about someone getting ahead in their Oscar pool on a guess about the editing award. That's borderline offensive to all the technical people, but it's true. And funny.
Nicole Kidman has a chandelier around her neck. Red dresses and maternity. Those are the trends tonight. She's presenting the Honorary Oscar for Robert Boyle, production designer. Wow, he's 98 years old. Why didn't the Academy wait a little longer on this one? They cut to Hal Holbrook in the audience, who's a kid by comparison. Robert proceeds to tell his life story. All 98 years of it. 45 minutes until the scheduled end of the show and it's BURNING UP. He wraps it up. I thought he'd turn 100 before his speech finished. All kidding aside, good for Robert. He damn well earned it. And his speech was actually beautiful.
Rice Piaf
Jessica Alba presented the Technical awards earlier in a cafeteria. I guess that's the consolation to the tech folks for not being on the big show "Hey, at least Jessica Alba's presenting."
A writing award! Best Adpated Screenplay. I love that everyone pays homage to Jack. He's the Godfather. Uh oh, chalk up another one for "No Country." Something's brewing... The Coens acceptance speech was charmingly awkward.
An explanation of the selection and voting process. HA! I laugh, because I know that nobody's watching everything they're supposed to.
Superdelegate joke. That kind of counts as an HRC/Obama reference.
Here's Miley Cyrus. Huh? She's not really a movie person. Not yet, anyway. Red is the color du jour for dresses. And SHE is the mystery woman I couldn't identify during the red carpet portion. She looks growns up in her gown.
Another "Enchanted" song.
Jon makes a joke about the pregnant ladies: Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett, and Nicole Kidman. He already made one before, and now they're putting them on the big screen. I'm sure this is just as enjoyable for them as every stranger in Kodak Theater coming up and rubbing their bellies.
Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill! They do a bit and present Sound Editing. The winners get the orchestra treatment.
Now Sound Mixing. I had no clue editing and mixing were two separate categories. It's a "Bourne" sweep. That means the poor bastard who was nominated for "Transformers" continues his record winless streak. THESE guys get the music, too.
BEST ACTRESS. Forest Whitaker presents and quotes Brando. Well, I guess the writers quote Brando. Cate looks scared by her own clip. The Euro-love continues as Marion Cotillard gets it. She's really overcome. It's a Roberto Benigni moment, as the emotions and lack of English cause her to babble charmingly unintelligible phrases.
A writing award! Best Adpated Screenplay. I love that everyone pays homage to Jack. He's the Godfather. Uh oh, chalk up another one for "No Country." Something's brewing... The Coens acceptance speech was charmingly awkward.
An explanation of the selection and voting process. HA! I laugh, because I know that nobody's watching everything they're supposed to.
Superdelegate joke. That kind of counts as an HRC/Obama reference.
Here's Miley Cyrus. Huh? She's not really a movie person. Not yet, anyway. Red is the color du jour for dresses. And SHE is the mystery woman I couldn't identify during the red carpet portion. She looks growns up in her gown.
Another "Enchanted" song.
Jon makes a joke about the pregnant ladies: Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett, and Nicole Kidman. He already made one before, and now they're putting them on the big screen. I'm sure this is just as enjoyable for them as every stranger in Kodak Theater coming up and rubbing their bellies.
Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill! They do a bit and present Sound Editing. The winners get the orchestra treatment.
Now Sound Mixing. I had no clue editing and mixing were two separate categories. It's a "Bourne" sweep. That means the poor bastard who was nominated for "Transformers" continues his record winless streak. THESE guys get the music, too.
BEST ACTRESS. Forest Whitaker presents and quotes Brando. Well, I guess the writers quote Brando. Cate looks scared by her own clip. The Euro-love continues as Marion Cotillard gets it. She's really overcome. It's a Roberto Benigni moment, as the emotions and lack of English cause her to babble charmingly unintelligible phrases.
Score one for the White Witch
Javier kisses his mom on the lips. Shades of Angelina Jolie!
The advertising during the breaks is definitely female-centric.
"The star of August Rush, Kerri Russell." Too bad Jon couldn't have said a good movie, like "Waitress."
The 11 year old has got a set of pipes.
Here's Owen Wilson for Live Action Short. I love that he translated "Le Mozart de Pickpockets" into English: "The Mozart of Pickpockets." I never would have guessed. And it wins. A lot of love for the Europeans tonight.
Here's Seinfeld presenting as an animated bee. Who's the more famous animated bee? Seinfeld or Antonio Banderas? Ah, he's presenting Best Animated Short. "Peter and the Wolf" wins, I know nothing about this film, but it does my heart good to see a stop-motion film do well.
Here's some trivia, on Roseanne, both her mother and grandmother were Oscar winners, Estelle Parsons and Shelly Winters.
Best Supporting Actress time.
The "Atonement" girl reminds me so much of somebody, but I can't think of who. It could be a man, though.
Tilda Swinton wins. That's a mild surprise. Well, I didn't really have a pick there, but I can't say her performance jumped out at me. Not that it wasn't good. In fact, she was a rather sympathetic villain. She jokes about George Clooney being on set in his nippled Batman costume. Nice.
The advertising during the breaks is definitely female-centric.
"The star of August Rush, Kerri Russell." Too bad Jon couldn't have said a good movie, like "Waitress."
The 11 year old has got a set of pipes.
Here's Owen Wilson for Live Action Short. I love that he translated "Le Mozart de Pickpockets" into English: "The Mozart of Pickpockets." I never would have guessed. And it wins. A lot of love for the Europeans tonight.
Here's Seinfeld presenting as an animated bee. Who's the more famous animated bee? Seinfeld or Antonio Banderas? Ah, he's presenting Best Animated Short. "Peter and the Wolf" wins, I know nothing about this film, but it does my heart good to see a stop-motion film do well.
Here's some trivia, on Roseanne, both her mother and grandmother were Oscar winners, Estelle Parsons and Shelly Winters.
Best Supporting Actress time.
The "Atonement" girl reminds me so much of somebody, but I can't think of who. It could be a man, though.
Tilda Swinton wins. That's a mild surprise. Well, I didn't really have a pick there, but I can't say her performance jumped out at me. Not that it wasn't good. In fact, she was a rather sympathetic villain. She jokes about George Clooney being on set in his nippled Batman costume. Nice.
Anton Chigurh pwns you
The Rock is presenting Best Visual Effects. Hey... Rock kind of looks like a super buff Obama, hmmm... "Golden Compass" wins. Let's see if these guys get to finish their speech. They give the poor technical guys like 2 seconds.
They made it! Each guy got shorter and shorter. It's like the last guy was practically doing semaphore.
"Sweeney Todd" gets Art Direction. Well deserved. Man, Cate Blanchett seems to be pregnant whenever she's not making a movie. And then practically every movie when she's not Bob Dylan.
Musical hook #3.
Okay, first acting award, Best Supporting Actor. Which of course, gives us masturbatory video #2. Holy crap, it's been 11 years since Cuba won? At least he got to play Nicky Barnes in "American Gangster." It was depressing to watch him playing second banana to Michael Jordan in underwear commercials.
If Javier doesn't get this one, I may leave the building. No disrespect to anyone else in the category. I'd love if Casey Affleck won just because then he'd have an acting award and Ben wouldn't.
Javier wins, and the universe still makes sense. He's either with his mom or into much older chicks. Okay, it's his mom. He busts out the Spanish to thank her and dedicate the award to España.
Let's see if this is the start of something for "No Country."
They made it! Each guy got shorter and shorter. It's like the last guy was practically doing semaphore.
"Sweeney Todd" gets Art Direction. Well deserved. Man, Cate Blanchett seems to be pregnant whenever she's not making a movie. And then practically every movie when she's not Bob Dylan.
Musical hook #3.
Okay, first acting award, Best Supporting Actor. Which of course, gives us masturbatory video #2. Holy crap, it's been 11 years since Cuba won? At least he got to play Nicky Barnes in "American Gangster." It was depressing to watch him playing second banana to Michael Jordan in underwear commercials.
If Javier doesn't get this one, I may leave the building. No disrespect to anyone else in the category. I'd love if Casey Affleck won just because then he'd have an acting award and Ben wouldn't.
Javier wins, and the universe still makes sense. He's either with his mom or into much older chicks. Okay, it's his mom. He busts out the Spanish to thank her and dedicate the award to España.
Let's see if this is the start of something for "No Country."
Best Animated Flick
They just ran the same Yukon Hybrid commercial with the animated Sisyphus-like guy pushing the rock up the hill. They're really appealing to the intellectual, green audience with that.
The Cloonster is having a bit of trouble getting started with his presentation, here. It happens to middle age men.
Oh yeah, I forgot to give an over/under on masturbatory videos. Well, regardless, here's the first. I think it was the 75th when they brought out all the living winners from the past 75 years. God, that took forever. I'd love to see Ernie Borgnine here tonight, though.
I just figured out how this could be more grating, play "My Heart Will Go On."
Anne Hathaway looks like she's made out of porcelain. Stay out of the sun, sweetheart.
"Persepolis" sounded like "For Syphilis." And incidentally, I think it sucks that "Persepolis" didn't get a Best Foreign Language nomination and has to go up against "Ratatouille."
Funny acceptance speech by Brad Bird... and he gets the hook. Cue the orchestra! #1
Katherine Heigl looks VERY Marilyn Monroe tonight. She's nervous as hell. That's cute. She just offered the envelope to the winner and said "Do you want this?" That's cute.
"Get the f*ck off the stage" #2, take it away Conti.
Isla Fisher... Sorry, Amy Adams is singing a song from "Enchanted." She does really well.
There's a piece with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones talking about their respective Oscar wins. I still hate Michael Douglas for stealing Catherine from me.
Alright, the right eye commercial is the first to rock my socks. It's for Mastercard.
The Cloonster is having a bit of trouble getting started with his presentation, here. It happens to middle age men.
Oh yeah, I forgot to give an over/under on masturbatory videos. Well, regardless, here's the first. I think it was the 75th when they brought out all the living winners from the past 75 years. God, that took forever. I'd love to see Ernie Borgnine here tonight, though.
I just figured out how this could be more grating, play "My Heart Will Go On."
Anne Hathaway looks like she's made out of porcelain. Stay out of the sun, sweetheart.
"Persepolis" sounded like "For Syphilis." And incidentally, I think it sucks that "Persepolis" didn't get a Best Foreign Language nomination and has to go up against "Ratatouille."
Funny acceptance speech by Brad Bird... and he gets the hook. Cue the orchestra! #1
Katherine Heigl looks VERY Marilyn Monroe tonight. She's nervous as hell. That's cute. She just offered the envelope to the winner and said "Do you want this?" That's cute.
"Get the f*ck off the stage" #2, take it away Conti.
Isla Fisher... Sorry, Amy Adams is singing a song from "Enchanted." She does really well.
There's a piece with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones talking about their respective Oscar wins. I still hate Michael Douglas for stealing Catherine from me.
Alright, the right eye commercial is the first to rock my socks. It's for Mastercard.
Best Costume Design!
Here we go.
Opening film is a big CG composite of famous films through out history. It's a lot like what they do for the NBA Finals... also on ABC, incidentally. Peter Jackson's King Kong punching Roland and Emmerich's Godzilla was pretty cool.
And here's Jonny with writers' strike reference #1.
Danny Day Lewis has a big hoop earing. That's interesting.
Jon's doing pretty good so far, but Billy's songs were always great.
Jon just made a joke about Anton Chigurh to Javier. Tommy Lee Jones' face looked like it was made out of granite.
HRC reference #1.
They show the girl from Atonement who's up for Best Supporting. I don't think she's that young, I think her hair's pulled back so tight it makes her look like she's 11.
Does an Olympia Dukakis joke count as political?
Iraq War reference #1.
HRC 2, Obama 1.
Wesley Snipes is out of jail and sitting next to Spike.
Obama 2.
No offense to Jon, but I miss the song. It would have been hell trying to get a light musical number out of this year's Best Pic nominees, though.
First award, Costume Design. It goes to Elizabeth. Didn't see it, can't really comment. Although, Elizabeth was largely regarded as a stinker, but at least they can slap "Academy Award Winner" on the Blu-Ray packaging.
Does Barbara Streisand reminiscing count as a political?
Opening film is a big CG composite of famous films through out history. It's a lot like what they do for the NBA Finals... also on ABC, incidentally. Peter Jackson's King Kong punching Roland and Emmerich's Godzilla was pretty cool.
And here's Jonny with writers' strike reference #1.
Danny Day Lewis has a big hoop earing. That's interesting.
Jon's doing pretty good so far, but Billy's songs were always great.
Jon just made a joke about Anton Chigurh to Javier. Tommy Lee Jones' face looked like it was made out of granite.
HRC reference #1.
They show the girl from Atonement who's up for Best Supporting. I don't think she's that young, I think her hair's pulled back so tight it makes her look like she's 11.
Does an Olympia Dukakis joke count as political?
Iraq War reference #1.
HRC 2, Obama 1.
Wesley Snipes is out of jail and sitting next to Spike.
Obama 2.
No offense to Jon, but I miss the song. It would have been hell trying to get a light musical number out of this year's Best Pic nominees, though.
First award, Costume Design. It goes to Elizabeth. Didn't see it, can't really comment. Although, Elizabeth was largely regarded as a stinker, but at least they can slap "Academy Award Winner" on the Blu-Ray packaging.
Does Barbara Streisand reminiscing count as a political?
Running Commentary's running commentary on the Oscars
Well, I'll be sitting in front of my computer for the whole show, so I may as well post up to the minute rants.
I was only half watching the red carpet pre-show, but George Clooney was with a beautiful woman, who looked considerably younger than him. Attaboy, George.
Here are some Running Commentary over/unders for you:
Times Bill Conti and the orchestra start playing over an acceptance speech: 5
Number of shots at Bush/Iraq war in an acceptance speech: 4
Obama references: 6
HRC references: 8
How long past 11:30pm EST the show runs: 30 minutes
Writer's Strike references: 25
Number of cutaways of Michael Moore when W is mentioned: 106
Regis just called Javier Bardem "Xavier." Javier just about went Aton Chigurh on his ass.
I was only half watching the red carpet pre-show, but George Clooney was with a beautiful woman, who looked considerably younger than him. Attaboy, George.
Here are some Running Commentary over/unders for you:
Times Bill Conti and the orchestra start playing over an acceptance speech: 5
Number of shots at Bush/Iraq war in an acceptance speech: 4
Obama references: 6
HRC references: 8
How long past 11:30pm EST the show runs: 30 minutes
Writer's Strike references: 25
Number of cutaways of Michael Moore when W is mentioned: 106
Regis just called Javier Bardem "Xavier." Javier just about went Aton Chigurh on his ass.
May you see Marisa Tomei's breasts for 30 minutes
Running Commentary #24
I review Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, starring naked Marisa Tomei.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXiaLDOs-8
I review Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, starring naked Marisa Tomei.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXiaLDOs-8
Friday, February 22, 2008
Between Barack and a Hard Place
Running Commentary #23
I talk about Hillary Clinton's Xerox remark and how Barack Obama is pretty much bulletproof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICBur7hVtI
I talk about Hillary Clinton's Xerox remark and how Barack Obama is pretty much bulletproof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICBur7hVtI
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Randomness with a dash of politics
Running Commentary #22
Just what it says above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoLKi6g5jo
Just what it says above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoLKi6g5jo
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
My afternoon with the former Director of the CIA
Running Commentary #21
I talk about teleprompting for Jim Woolsey and the real life Frank Lucas and Richie Roberts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjHdtGJem8
I talk about teleprompting for Jim Woolsey and the real life Frank Lucas and Richie Roberts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjHdtGJem8
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
American Gangster review, Steve Coogan goodness, Peep Show 4
Running Commentary #20
I review "American Gangster," talk about the Steve Coogan shows "Knowing Me, Knowing You" and "I'm Alan Partridge," and further extol the virtues of "Peep Show."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm_gkn9v3y8
I review "American Gangster," talk about the Steve Coogan shows "Knowing Me, Knowing You" and "I'm Alan Partridge," and further extol the virtues of "Peep Show."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm_gkn9v3y8
Monday, February 18, 2008
James Bond meets Vesper Lynd
Running Commentary #19
I analyze the James Bond meets Vesper Lynd scene from Casino Royale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSKcz-APKtw
I analyze the James Bond meets Vesper Lynd scene from Casino Royale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSKcz-APKtw
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Not Another Movie Movie
Running Commentary #18
I talk about "Superhero Movie" as well as the superb comedy of Ricky Gervais and David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2_WSBDJeRk
I talk about "Superhero Movie" as well as the superb comedy of Ricky Gervais and David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2_WSBDJeRk
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Three Days of the Dogstar
Running Commentary #17
Okay, it's cheating, but I've got stuff that I'd like people to see. This was a documentary I made about the making of our NFC 2004 film, Dogstar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_iNGESH7AE
Okay, it's cheating, but I've got stuff that I'd like people to see. This was a documentary I made about the making of our NFC 2004 film, Dogstar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_iNGESH7AE
Boxing Day Diary #1
I talk about why this movie will cost $1,000 and where that money's going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RaN4BdJJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RaN4BdJJA
Friday, February 15, 2008
Into the Wild
Running Commentary #16
I review Into the Wild *spoilers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8lai_0EEhY
I review Into the Wild *spoilers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8lai_0EEhY
Christopher McCandless - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Just watched Into the Wild, which I'll vlog about later. It prompted me to look it up on Wikipedia. It's amazing to me that Chris McCandless grew up just a few miles from where I live.
Christopher McCandless - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Christopher McCandless - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Mao offered U.S. 10 million women - CNN.com
As if any additional evidence was needed that Mao was a little of his rocker. And maybe gay, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Mao offered U.S. 10 million women - CNN.com
Mao offered U.S. 10 million women - CNN.com
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Atonement review
Running Commentary #15:
I review Atonement and talk about its Oscar chances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS6AQ43T_A
I review Atonement and talk about its Oscar chances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS6AQ43T_A
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Lucky 13
In this installment I, Francis Abbey
-clarify my feelings on Juno
-talk about what the Academy looks for in a Best Picture nominee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVbgvlqzG1I
-clarify my feelings on Juno
-talk about what the Academy looks for in a Best Picture nominee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVbgvlqzG1I
Maryland: A state worth watching - Martin Frost - Politico.com
I've become a Politico junkie, at least for the Primary season. This is an interesting article about my home state.
Maryland: A state worth watching - Martin Frost - Politico.com
Maryland: A state worth watching - Martin Frost - Politico.com
Monday, February 11, 2008
An even dozen
The biggest one yet! In this installment:
-Roy Scheider tribute
-The Patti Solis Doyle Resignation
-The Juno controversy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CcYrYDCgzQ
-Roy Scheider tribute
-The Patti Solis Doyle Resignation
-The Juno controversy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CcYrYDCgzQ
How the backlash against Juno started. - By Dana Stevens - Slate Magazine
How the backlash against Juno started. - By Dana Stevens - Slate Magazine
I'll offer my two cents later tonight.
I'll offer my two cents later tonight.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Running Commentary #11
I, Francis Abbey, talk about:
-The Obama sweep
-Hillary's campaign shake-up
-Plugs o'plenty
-Basketball: Marion on the Heat
-More There Will Be Blood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgfiBbeljJM
-The Obama sweep
-Hillary's campaign shake-up
-Plugs o'plenty
-Basketball: Marion on the Heat
-More There Will Be Blood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgfiBbeljJM
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Barack Obama is my dad and other untruths
With apologies to Paul. I'll shout out to you next time. Promise.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Superbowl and Mumblecore
My thoughts on Superbowl XLII and The Puffy Chair. PLUS, I throw down the gauntlet on making a feature for less than $1,000.
And my favorite Superbowl commercials were the heart Careerbuilder spot and the mouse trap Doritos.
And my favorite Superbowl commercials were the heart Careerbuilder spot and the mouse trap Doritos.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Steve Wiebe is my hero
I showered praise on this film when I first saw it at Slamdance. It just came out on DVD this week and I shower praise on it yet again:
Friday, February 1, 2008
Ah, the sweet taste of failure
After the pain of coming close to a prize role (which I documented here), I said I was in need of some good luck. Well, it didn't quite work out like that:
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